Women love dating their exes. Which I suppose also means that men love dating their exes... but, of course, I'd rather focus on women. Five girls have gone back to dating their exes after dating me. Some of the relationships I ended. Some they ended. So I've decided an important question to ask when dating a girl is: Do you still talk to your ex? If they say, "Yes, but we're just friends," you're in trouble. Huge red flag. It's nearly impossible to compete with all the time they've spent together and the comfort-level reached in their relationship, no matter how sucky it may have been.
No girl wants to start over from scratch after she's failed at baking a beef tenderloin. Sure, she bought an expired cut of meat from the on-sale section of the market, overcooked it, and it doesn't taste very good. But she spent a long time and a lot of resources in preparing it, and it's too painful to throw it in the garbage and make a huge investment of time and resources in a new slab of meat. She'll entertain the idea of starting over, but inevitably the path of least resistance is simply convincing herself that she's developed a palate for overcooked, stale meat.
*An addendum: Upon reading this post again, it appears to be a manifestation of an immature defense mechanism on the part of the blogger.
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6 comments:
hilarious spam post.
Don't worry. She's gonna get Ecoli.
-ranj
great addendum.
--joe s
I'm with Jojo
You applied that to me! Two years later and I'm STILL proving you wrong.
so many hilarious (re: comparing exes to overcooked beef tenderloin), thought-provoking (re: the homeless), comment-worthy posts lately... dreading the YJY sabbatical; looking forward the return!
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