Starbucks hunk?

I just finished studying at Starbucks. I was the only patron inside, and I found my choice of seats at the bar. As I was sipping on "good tea", I overheard the three employees discussing their social lives. They were all gay, and one in particular was really handsome (objectively speaking, of course). Since there were no other customers to tend to, the handsome one came and sat down next to me. He just sat there with his coffee and was staring straight ahead. Did he want to talk to me? Surely not. If I were gay, this guy would be way out of my league. But then he started a conversation. I don't remember what he said, but I vividly recall what I said. It was like I was back in high school, and one of the hot Householder cheerleaders had just sat down to visit with me. Every time I spoke, whether or not I was even kidding, I followed it up with a nervous laugh. I kept trying to think of hip, open-minded things to say, but I would either get tongue-tied or say something boring like, "Cell phones are made much more durable than they used to be". And that is never a cool thing to say.

I wish this story could end with me having to explain to the guy that I wasn't gay but was flattered nonetheless. But instead, he became bored with the conversation and got up to help a customer.